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Old Jun 17, 2009, 06:49 PM // 18:49   #101
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Just happend to me. Probably the funniest thing Ive seen yet.

Random Guy In Kamadan: WTS Eternal Blade req 9 120e
Me: Ill take it
Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts Eternal Blade req 9 in trade and presses accept*
Me: *Puts 120e and presses accept* Thanks man
Random Guy In Kamadan: OH NO MY MISTAKE TRADE BACK FOR 160E
Me: Umm okay I guess *Puts in req 9 eternal and presses accept*
RAndom Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in 160e and presses accept*
Random Guy In Kamadan (Trade Chat): WTS Req 9 Eternal Blade 130e
Me: Okay Ill buy back I guess
Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in req 9, messes up multiple times, tries switching with req 13*
Me: Haha good one.

HE FAILED TO SCAM ME THE FIRST TIME LMAO

(And of course the second time he failed as well)
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Old Jun 17, 2009, 08:02 PM // 20:02   #102
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Just happend to me. Probably the funniest thing Ive seen yet.

Random Guy In Kamadan: WTS Eternal Blade req 9 120e
Me: Ill take it
Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts Eternal Blade req 9 in trade and presses accept*
Me: *Puts 120e and presses accept* Thanks man
Random Guy In Kamadan: OH NO MY MISTAKE TRADE BACK FOR 160E
Me: Umm okay I guess *Puts in req 9 eternal and presses accept*
RAndom Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in 160e and presses accept*
Random Guy In Kamadan (Trade Chat): WTS Req 9 Eternal Blade 130e
Me: Okay Ill buy back I guess
Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in req 9, messes up multiple times, tries switching with req 13*
Me: Haha good one.

HE FAILED TO SCAM ME THE FIRST TIME LMAO

(And of course the second time he failed as well)

lol, I wish I could get paid 40 ectos to laugh at scammers
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Old Jun 17, 2009, 08:04 PM // 20:04   #103
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I was doin some mission in kryta for the first time a few years back... This random guy decided to start trollin us so i said that I ignored him, but I really didnt so i could see what lulz ensued.





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well once in guild wars i seen people in tihark asking for groups or runs for the zmission. on guru it was the person wanting to get ride of afking in gw. lol to both
Do you have a bookmark of the post url? I must see it hahahahah!
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Old Jun 17, 2009, 10:45 PM // 22:45   #104
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Just have to share this one:
ROFL!!! My favorite part is when he finds out that you are female, he mentions that $150 is great for a nice dress and a pair of shoes. Oh yes, all of us girl gamers go crazy for nice shoes and a dress - I know that a nice sun dress and high heels always helps my gameplay.
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Old Jun 17, 2009, 10:53 PM // 22:53   #105
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I think it's funnier that he thinks he can buy a KANAXAI for $150. Hell, if someone wanted to sell me one for $150, I'd buy it. It's worth more like $5000.
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 10:04 AM // 10:04   #106
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we were in a BYOB "bring your own build" GVG match. while we were waiting for the start timer, one of the player said "dude! how come my ursan skill is not working!
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 10:16 AM // 10:16   #107
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I was recruiting for a gvg guild and i put out something like "GVG guild recruiting VENT required"

someone message me and said "how do i get that skill?"
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 10:44 AM // 10:44   #108
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ROFL!!! My favorite part is when he finds out that you are female, he mentions that $150 is great for a nice dress and a pair of shoes. Oh yes, all of us girl gamers go crazy for nice shoes and a dress - I know that a nice sun dress and high heels always helps my gameplay.
"I am the wife" XD

That was awesome.
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 10:55 AM // 10:55   #109
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Random Guy In Kamadan: *Puts in req 9, messes up multiple times, tries switching with req 13*
Their Parents must be so proud! Seriously, how do people like that get out of the zoo?
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 12:32 PM // 12:32   #110
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Me: (in trade chat): WTS nice req10 Jade sword good mods 20k or offer
Person: What about 30k?
Me: lol???that would certainly be a good offer
Person: Why?
Me:Because i was only asking 20k
Person: What? are you trying to scam me? I cannot trust you.
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 01:44 PM // 13:44   #111
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One of the most stunning moments I've had in four years of play was when a PuG monk informed the party - who were all laying dead - that he was a *Healer* and as such, did not carry resurrect of any kind.

(Several of us in the Alliance now have monks - who all carry at least one hard rez .)
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #112
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Playing with a random PuG.....
Him: "Can i has ur Armor"

Me: "You mean can i HAVE your armor right"

Him: "Wha.. u speakin to me foo?"

Me: " You Mean "What? Are you speaking to me fool?"?"

Him: " Can i has ur Armor or not?"

Me: "Can i haz yours armorz to?"

Him: "Foo..nov u die Mo-fo"

Me : " Monkey founder?

He logggs of and the send mor insults.. this time in "proper" english....It was funny. (hey i like having fun sometimes.. even wiht my bad 'Iglich"
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 02:53 PM // 14:53   #113
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Playing with a random PuG.....
Him: "Can i has ur Armor"

Me: "You mean can i HAVE your armor right"

Him: "Wha.. u speakin to me foo?"

Me: " You Mean "What? Are you speaking to me fool?"?"

Him: " Can i has ur Armor or not?"

Me: "Can i haz yours armorz to?"

Him: "Foo..nov u die Mo-fo"

Me : " Monkey founder?

He logggs of and the send mor insults.. this time in "proper" english....It was funny. (hey i like having fun sometimes.. even wiht my bad 'Iglich"
LOL i have people whsp me in insults or even say it in local. half if not all the time they misspell the curse words. so i usually respond with "first grow up and learn to spell and type then your insults will mean something" that usually shuts them up.
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 03:09 PM // 15:09   #114
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KiyaKoreena: OMG I can't believe someone is that obsessed. Offering $150 for PIXELS? Wow...I really hope you didn't cave, as that's just stupid on their part. Yes it's $150, but you could get banned for doing something like that, therefore losing it anyway since that's probably about what all the Guild Wars campaigns cost put together.

Dumbest thing I heard:
One time during AB someone said in all chat to press alt + F4 for an instant win. Then about 3 people left at once...thank God they were on the other team. lol
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 03:18 PM // 15:18   #115
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Me: Why do you have endure pain on your bar?

Every PUG Warrior ever: I need more health cuz i keep dieing.
My Health is 300 out of 300!

They tend to love any combination of Superior weapon/strength/tactics runes, sometimes all three.
I have to say I've never experienced that.. although most people who can't play warriors have Defy Pain/Endure Pain on their skill bar..
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #116
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My account was gifted to me from a co-worker who had played through the 3 main campaigns and was a member of a rather experienced guild. I was rather shocked to find that all of her characters had runes of minor vigor on ALL of their armor pieces.
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 03:31 PM // 15:31   #117
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not as Stupid as fun, but still
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...php?t=10256473
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 05:28 PM // 17:28   #118
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"There is no Mini Polar Bear".

Actually, Gaile's response to the fiasco was the more idiotic thing I heard!
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 05:36 PM // 17:36   #119
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bob Skales. Since I don't have PhotoShop, here's the description: Bob Saget's head on a bog skale's body. AAAHHH! Run for your lives!!!!!

Another stupid thing I saw someone say: WTB gold. And the WTB RuneScape/WTS Guild Wars accounts always get me too.
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Old Jul 02, 2009, 05:43 PM // 17:43   #120
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Person: "maybe we failed that mission because you brought holy veil as a hex removal. you DO KNOW that it takes away your energy right???"

me: "no. it doesnt. you just have to remove it after the warrior who is tanking gets hexed."

Person: "i mean yea, you could. but that would take too long. you suck. bring reverse hex next time."

me: "its not like you spend your whole time on the computer doubleclicking things anyways, right?"

(person continues to pm me telling me that i suck and was the reason we lost the mission, not because 2 people disconnected)
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